Study Finds Mediterranean Diet Adds Years To Your Life, But Only By Taking Them Away From Others - The Onion (satire)

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Study Finds Mediterranean Diet Adds Years To Your Life, But Only By Taking Them Away From Others The Onion (satire) SOUTH KINGSTOWN, RI—Researchers at the University of Rhode Island published a study Friday revealing that the Mediterranean diet can, in fact, add years to one's life, but only by taking them away from others. “Our study confirms that a diet rich in ...