The New Yorker (satire) |
Trump Hides Under Desk After Diet Coke Can Opens Loudly
The New Yorker (satire) WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a moment of high drama at the White House on Tuesday morning, Donald J. Trump dove under his desk after a can of Diet Coke opened with an unexpectedly loud sound. Moments earlier, Trump had pressed a button on his ... |